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My Aunt wanted me to sweep the floor so I went to go look for the sweep but couldn't find it in its original place so I asked calmly "Where's the sweep?" And her response is just "Are you talking to me?! Don't give me that attitude!" So I gave up there and just went to find the sweep on my own.
I remember my mom would always say that she would cut my hair really short like a boy if I didn’t take care of it cause it was so long, but then when I did get a short hair cut she started telling me to grow it back and that she misses my long hair, I’m just like “THINK BEFORE YOU SAY SOMETHING HELLA STUPID THEN”
I can't remember the context for it, but one time my mum asked me to do something and I casually replied with "okay".
She then turns around and says "Don't backtalk me. I don't know where this attitude of yours is coming from."
Good for me my Mom is dead and my Father is far away. These Pieces of Wastes (a shame I was their Son) - are the Definition of my Failed lifetime so far.
Not my parents but ME.I treat my little sister like that...!
Edit: it's in a joking way!!! we both love pulling each other's leg!!!
I was painting a bench and my father couldn't stop criticizing, So I just threw the brush down on the floor and told the old man to do it himself. He was like I am disrespected and etc etc. I went to the bathroom and washed my hands. came back and saw him painting it angrily. So I just leaned on a wall nearby and criticized his work, gave him instructions and made jokes. He didn't know to either laugh or shout at me :D
my dad:“You better shut your mouth when you’re talking to me!”
The only option is to kill them.....
Same shit different generation, some things never change
*passive aggressive me saving to board my mom sees*